July 13, 2009


This is my blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine. Without me, my blog is nothing. Without my blog, I am nothing.

Hello, and welcome to Diary of a Mad White Nerd. I'm the resident lunatic. You can call me Matt, or Blake, and if you're really hot, you can call me anything you like. :P

So, I've finally decided to join the rest of the civilized world and get a blog. You're looking at it. Well, you will be when I'm done typing this and I post the link in various places around the intraweb.

This blog will mostly be used for my opinions on film and music, with the occasional political ramblings or off-topic randomness.

The URL name velvetmatt, is taken from one of my favorite films, Blue Velvet. I tried to come up with a better one, but I couldn't, so I didn't.

Feedback is not only encouraged and appreciated, but preferred. If you visit my blog, please let me know what you think of it.


Your humble narrator,


  1. Hey guys! Comments would be greatly appreciated!

  2. I love the name of your blog! I'm officially following you, girl.

  3. Thanks Keegon. I'm not a girl, but I seriously appreciate the following! You're the first. [cheers]

  4. Post a picture of your fEmail friend. Now.